Random Will and Grace quotes. . .

will & grace
grace: you play hardball, baby. throw 'em low and inside. he's crowding the plate, and we've gotta go for--
will: grace. sports -- you're losing me.

grace: ok, so i don't know that much about cars.
will: grace, he asked you if you wanted a v6 or a v8 and you said you'd prefer a diet coke.
grace: i was making a joke...
will: no you weren't.
grace: no i wasn't, but it still does not excuse two gay guys sitting there, laughing in my face. like i don't get enough of that at home???

will: what do you think of the cake?
grace: are you kidding? it's got nine layers of chocolate and a snickers bar in the middle. i may move into it.

grace: oh my god i know this apartment. you'll never guess who's this is, you're gonna die.
will: we're all gonna die grace, the important thing is what you do while you're here.
grace: right. ok, i'll give you a hint. you love her music, you've seen her cabaret like 100 times...
will: jack?

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grace: you've got some lovely things. now how many compliments have you gotten on that leotard?
will: [PISSED OFF] it's not a leotard, it's a fitted tee.

little girl dressed as radish: i don't hate you, grace. i like you. i think you're pretty.
will: out of the mouths of radishes.
grace: [PICKS UP LITTLE GIRL] you do?
little girl dressed as radish: yes.
grace: oh, that is so sweet. [TO WILL] see? this makes it all worth it.
little girl dressed as radish: yes, and when i grow up, i want to have fake hair just like you.
will: now that's what makes it all worth it.

grace (answering machine): hello, this is will and graces'. *will* you
*grace* us with your message?
will: I thought I'd told you to stay away from the answering machine.

grace: he was in a jewish gang
will: what is that? they drive by and slash your credit rating?