(Wud and I are hiding out in corners, avoiding a fight, and throwing things at each other)

Me: *ducks and throws a spoon at Wud*
Wud: eeww what was on that spoon?!
Me: Wouldn't you liketa know. . .
Wud: Looks like whatever it is has been there for awhile
Me: ROFL
Me: Just like you, eh, Wud?