OMG. Oh frick. Rofl. I was scrolling topics at Jericho's board and decided to read this topic called "YOUR TONGUE IN SHACKLES thread" before I go to bed. Some girl around my age was complaining that she couldn't find a good boyfriend and someone replied with:

Have you tried the state prison?

I know, I know it sounds like it could be a bad idea, but hear me out.

Most of these men haven't been with a woman for years. They have forgotten what it is like. So, when they finally get with another one they will treat you extra nice so they dont lose you. Lots of women do this. And they dont want to go back to prison, so they probably wont kill you or beat you or anything. Besides most of them are probably in there for tax evasion or something like that. Even if they werent, rapists and murderers are kind loving people. Just give them a chance. The Prison will solve all of your relationship problems.


ROFL Oh. My. God. Hmm. It's 1:30. But this topic has amused me. So I shall read on. Just cause I wanna mess up my sleeping pattern even more. Well I mean I would if the frickin server would act correctly. . . -.-; Gah never mind.