Ahh quote of the day:

Me: Well Dad's friend Roy invited his uncle over for poker. . . and he told us this story. . .
Me: "I had just washed the car," he said, "and my son was looking at it. . . and he noticed the tires and leaned over it and kinda ran his finger over it, licked his finger, repeated. . ."
Lily: Acccccccccccck!
Me: "Son stood up, looked at me, said, 'Dad, the car's leaking, something's on the tire.' I said, 'No, Son. The dog pissed on the tire."
Charlotte: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lily: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
*chat goes quiet for awhile*
Lily: Well geez no one's going to chat?
Charlotte: A story about a guy licking dog pee really doesn't make me wanna open up. . .
Lily: Well why not? lmao